A brief reconstruction of the first two weeks of puppy parenthood
Or
In which Karen doubts her sanity
Drive home:
She is so beautiful; I think I might cry. Do you think she needs to go, you know, to the bathroom?
First 15 minutes at home:
Well, there goes that rug.
The good news is that she probably won’t have to go outside for another half hour or so.
Dang … she didn’t even make any potty signs like the trainer said she would.
5 minutes later:
Holy crap, literally, except for the holy part.
Maybe we should take her out.
To be continued …


